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October 17 2017

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I am painfully aware that I am no one’s favorite person
— unknown (via there-will-be-violence)

October 16 2017

mer-squared:

clientsfromhell:

Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”

Client: “Is e-mail internet”?

Me: “I beg your pardon?”

Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”

Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”

Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.”

Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”

Client: “Open what?”

Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?”

Client: “My…my…?”

Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?”

Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.”

Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?”

Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?”

Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?”

Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.”

Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?”

Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?”

Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?”

Client: “My what?”

Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.


Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?”

Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.”

Me: “An error message?”

Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.”

Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?”

Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.”

Client: “Move it?”

Me: “Yes. Move it.”

Client: “My e-mail!”

This post gave me a fucking ulcer.

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psiotechniqa:

spartanlocke:

red-faced-wolf:

nyc-conservative:

klubbhead:

amberdragonling:

cosplayheaven69:

Cosplayer: Alyson Tabbitha.
Country: United States.
Cosplay: Cosplay VS Reality.
https://www.facebook.com/AlysonTabbithaOfficial/
@alysontabbitha

She is a shapeshifter

Only explanation.

^^^ i was just about to fucking say that omg

I LOVE HER

THAT JACK SPARROW HOLY SHIT

awesome cosplay

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alwaysbewoke:

bitch ass nazis

October 15 2017

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obi-one-drop:

pepperapb:

sharuum:

zordonofakkad:

saunteringsnake:

monobeartheater:

que-dear:

anime

theres no fucking way either of those assholes are 16 fuck this

You would be completely correct in your calling bullshit: they’re actually both seventeen.

And let us not forget that they’re roughly even in fighting skill.

I’d pay to see Honey-senpai and Jotaro square off.

Would that make mori honey’s stand?

I know just enough about JJBA to say yes

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favoritelatina:

lyonnnss:

xxfunderwearxx:

lyonnnss:

xxfunderwearxx:

lyonnnss:

xxfunderwearxx:

lyonnnss:

there you have it

Fuck you. Bacon is gross.

don’t even lie like that.

It causes acne and is made from cute pigs, stupid.

ok….

I’ve been a vegetarian for two years and your shitty attitude isn’t going to make me stop.

lmao ok

😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

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the-real-eye-to-see:

Proud to see this

gingerjews:

5ope:

5ope:

self care is eating rice

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robb-greyjoy:

thekutestkillua:

comcastkills:

lesbianrey:

if you click to open this thread you die in real life

predicted answer: “have sex with me”

I read this thread and it’s surprisingly wholesome. Lots of guys either wanting to be the little spoon, making jokes about blanket hogging, or wanting their girlfriends to say what they like so that they can pleasure them more.

Tbh I’m starting to think most of tumblr seriously lack any serious interaction with men, and not only sexual but to a platonic/friendship level.

I don’t mean to attack anyone but how come all this people decided men would think something pervert and rapey? How come people who actually checked were so surprised that men wanted something humanly acceptable and maybe even *gasps* cute?

I am serious in this question: did you ever had male friends? Because this thread to me was the LEAST surprising thing on earth.

In HS, having been a butch lesbian and having had a ton of male friends, the typical sex questions were “hey, can you tell me how to mae her feel good?” or “hey, how do I tell if she likes it?” or “do I sound clingy/pathetic if I want cuddles after?”. Boyfriends worry about their girlfriends pleasure, their happiness and what they think of sex. They do. And when they don’t do much to pleasure them, most of the time is because they are inexperienced. Women do have a problem with communicating their desire, nobody denies that it’s also society’s fault but if you don’t ask stuff you can’t get surprised you don’t get it and out there it’s full of men wanting to do things with respect and to make their girlfriends happy. 

Boys are WHOLESOME. As girls are. People are wholesome and nice and vulnerable and in strive for good things for them and others.

And even those who made sexual comments like “blowjobs” or “more boob stuff”…. why is it bad? It’s a NSFW thread???? It’s the space to talk about that. Would you have the same reaction if in their matching thread women said they want their boyfriends to go down on them more? Or if they said they’d like him to touch them in different zones? Would you have complained if women said it of their girlfriends? Then why shaming boys?

Having needs both sexual and emotional is natural, the important is not force them on people who don’t feel like that and these men didn’t (which is why the thread exists in first place).

Men have emotional needs too and pretending they don’t and buying into the “all men think about is sex” and “ah men are all rapey and dirty” is sexism, not only towards men but because it implies that women are purer than them which leads to the HolyMary kinda misoginy that denies women their need to physical pleasure.

Also let’s stop pretending sex is inherently dirty and bad. Sex is fun, as long as it’s consensual.

But yeah I agree with op, I did die opening it, OUT OF THE CUTENESS THAT SPILLED FROM IT.

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bonerpillz:

barrybensonmpreg:

laziest-art:

finehoney:

finehoney:

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

ugh i mean let’s see if something happens

libragirlfriend:

astro-vibes:

pickyvirgo:

plutonianfairy:

jupiterswhore:

aesthetics-astro:

shycancer:

astrolofae:

friestrology:

aesthetics-astro:

mars5th:

reblog this with the sign you hated for a while bc of one specific person

Libra

Libra

Libra

Libra

Libra

Libra

Libra

libra

Libra

when u have more than 15$

death-limes:

hey can yall reblog and put in the tags whether you think waking up at 10am is early?

i swear it’s not but all my friends disagree

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runyouclevrboyandbeadoctor:

- Do you think there are others, like that, in your industry in Hollywood?
- Of course.
- Many?
- Many.
- To
that degree? (x)

October 14 2017

senorita–ugly:

mikkeneko:

diebrarian:

grownupgeekgirl:

flowerfeminism:

So I was notified via email that in order to vote in the 2018 primaries, I had to register my party affiliation, in my home state….by OCY 13TH

Holy shit guys. Please find out ur state’s voting rules and OH MY GOD PLEASE DO IT BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT. WE HAVE TO BEAT THE CONSERVATIVES IF WE WANT TO HAVE ANY MEANS OF OPPOSING TRUMP.

Voting abroad should still be similar to ur state’s rules, please….google is ur friend.

Holy shit please take ten min to google what to do and register.

To vote in the 2017 Virginia elections, you have to register and have your info up-to-date by October 16, 2017.

You want to make a difference? You vote in off years. Non-presidential elections. And you vote on all of the elections. It will take you a few minutes on your state board of elections website to figure out the issues, candidates, and where to get the info.

VOTE. Please.

And this year in Virginia, it’s a big election. Our governor cannot run again for reelection, and we’re up against a scary ‘I was Trump before Trump was Trump’ republican and a more insidious, Pence-style republican. You want people to stand up to Trump and create laws that support the local population? This is it. This is when it matters.

Vote.

Here’s how to check which district you’re in and who your rep is.

Here’s how to find out if you’re registered.

Here are the deadlines for when to register.

Here’s how to register, if it turns out you’re not.

Here’s how to find local polling places.

Tag it with “voting reference” and you’ll always be able to find it again.

Reblogging so I remember to re register tomorrow

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